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SITE NAVIGATION AND HYGIENE RULES The site is navigated by reverse osmosis and guesswork, unless the Force in you is strong: use the buttons to the left or above. Buttons on the left are mainly but not exclusively archive stuff, the latest news is accessed by er...the Latest News button above. If you get lost, click the Eagle to return to this page, then you can start getting lost all over again. Any questions? No? Good. Visitors to the site are reminded to take their litter home with them. Please remove your footwear. And your clothes. Skin is optional. The taking of photographs or videos is prohibited. The eyeball above really is watching you - it is the latest in software webcam technology. This site contains satire, fair comment and things both mythical and real, so if you think you might be offended, tough. Contains permitted flavourings and colouring (mostly beta carotene - we're still waiting for the full version). This site may contain traces of nuts. This has been taken into account in the site risk assessment. Only click the buttons to enter the site if you really can't make up either or any of your minds.
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